LOVE IN BLOOM: SAYINGS & QUOTES - Pt I

MEN ARE BEST WHEN WILD AND FREE

ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY ARE WILD AND FREE 

AND CHAINED TO MY BED

 I LOVE MEN.

THEY ARE ESPECIALLY GOOD ON CRACKERS, SERVED WITH WINE AND CHEESE

I LOVE MEN...

MEDIUM RARE

MEN ARE BEAUTIFUL LOVERS

ONCE YOU SHOW THEM HOW AND KEEP A WHIP AND A CHAIR HANDY

I HAVE BEEN TOLD BY THOSE WHO OUGHT TO KNOW (& DO) THAT I AM ONE HELL OF A FUCK. LOVER, AND KNOW HOW TO KEEP A MAN REAL HAPPY & DEFINITELY REAL CONTENTED. I COP TO THAT. I ALSO SECURITY GUARD THAT, TASER THAT, IMPRISON THAT...

IT ISN'T INTENTIONAL ON MY PART. IT'S INSTINCTIVE ON MY PART, & ONE OF THE REASONS WHY I GUESS I CAN WRITE ON THE SUBJECT SO EFFECTIVELY BUT AS I KEEP SAYING...IT IS NOT ABOUT SEX. NEVER ABOUT SEX FOR ME. IT IS ABOUT MAKING LOVE & WHEN YOU GOT THAT DOWN, I'LL SHOW YOU THE REAL GOODS...& WE BE GOOD TO GO!

HE SAID HE DIDN'T WANNA RENT. 

HE WANTED TO OWN MY ADORABLE ASS.

I THINK WE ENGAGED

HE SAID HE WAS AN ALIEN

"I WANNA CIRCLE URANUS"

I THINK WE ENGAGED 

I WANT A MAN SO HOT HE HAS FLAMES SHOOTING OUT OF HIS ASS. 

I THINK WE ON FIRE.

I WANT A MAN SO HOT WE HAVE 

TO KEEP CALLING 

THE FIRE DEPARTMENT 

DURING SEX

I WANT A MAN WHO CAN GET SO DEEP INTO ME 

WE HAVE TO CALL A TOW TRUCK AFTERWARD

IF YOU GOT 9" OR MORE, I AM YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND

I SLEEP NAKED. HELL I DO EVERYTHING NAKED

                              I AM NAKED RIGHT NOW. WANNA SEE?

CROTCH JUST CAUGHT FIRE

HEAR THE SIRENS?

I WANT A DUDE WHO LOVES TO RIDE

AND WHOSE FAVE EXPRESSION IS:  PREPARE TO BE BOARDED

AT LEAST THOSE WHO SURVIVED

MY ASS HAS BEEN DECLARED A LETHAL WEAPON IN AMERICA

AND 196 OTHER COUNTRIES WORLD-WIDE

I HAVE KILLED DUDES BY SUFFOCATING THEM WITH MY CHARM

I GOT AN IDEA...BRACE YOURSELF

HE SAID 'BITE THE PILLOW. I AM GOING IN DRY'

I SAID: 'HANG ON...I AM GONNA CLENCH' 

HE SCREAMED I DIDN'T

I DUNNO. IT WAS THERE A MINUTE AGO

NOW THAT IS A WOODIE

HELL, THAT FAT BASTARD LOST MY ADDRESS LONG TIME AGO

I THINK I WAS TWELVE, AND LIT A FIRE IN THE FIREPLACE.

AND GIGGLED.

I USED TO HAVE AN OL' HOUND DAWG LOOKED LIKE YOU

HE WASN'T WORTH A SHIT EITHER

BUT, HE WAS WORTH A FUCK AND SO ARE YOU

C'MERE

GET YOUR HUNKY HUNG LIKE A MULE ASS OVER HERE

AND LEAVE THE SHEEP ALONE

I WASN'T ALWAYS THIS ADORABLE

I WAS ONCE JUST A FERTILIZED EGG SWIMM..

OH HELL, I WAS CUTE EVEN THEN

YOU GOT THE KIND OF MEAT I WANNA 

BBQ IN MY ASS. SO HOT

YOU THE MEAT, I THE BUNS.

KETCHUP?

FUCK FASTER

REAL MEN DON'T LOVE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN IN THE ROOM

THEY LOVE THE MAN WHO MAKES EVERYTHING ELSE 

MORE BEAUTIFUL

DON'T JUST LOVE THE MAN IN YOUR LIFE

LOVE THE LIFE IN YOUR MAN

DON'T LOOK FOR LOOKS

LOOK FOR LOVE

LOVE LOOKS FOR ITS OWN

REAL MEN LOVE TO LOVE REAL MEN

DON'T LOVE YOUR MATES BODY

LOVE THE MAN INSIDE IT

WHEN YOU HAVE THE LOVE OF A DUDE

YOU HAVE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING IN THIS WHOLE THING LIFE

AMEN...AMMMMMMMENNNNNN

ANIMALS LOVE WITH THEIR GENITALS

REAL MEN LOVE WITH THEIR HEART

WHEN YOU LOVE A MAN

HOLD HIM CLOSE AND NEVER LET HIM GO

HE IS MORE PRECIOUS THAN GOLD

NOBODY CAN LOVE AS WELL...

OR AS COMPLETELY 

AS A MAN IN LOVE

ROLLER COASTERS STIR THE BODY

A GOOD MAN STIRS EVERYTHING ELSE

YOU WILL NEVER BE COMPLETE AS A MAN

UNTIL YOU HAVE LOVED ANOTHER DUDE.

IF YOU ARE AFRAID TO LOVE ANOTHER ONE YOU WILL MISS OUT ON ONE OF THE GREATEST ADVENTURES YOU COULD EVER HOPE FOR.

NEVER GO AFTER OR SETTLE FOR SEX

GO AFTER THE TOTAL PACKAGE

IT WILL LAST LONGER AND BETTER

REAL MEN TEACH LOVE FROM THE HEART

LIKE A MENTOR TEACHES MUSIC...

A REAL MAN IS LIKE A STRADIVARIUS

IF YOU STROKE HIS STRINGS RIGHT,

HE WILL PLAY YOU THE SWEETEST SONG YOU HAVE EVER HEARD

NEVER BE AFRAID TO LOVE ANOTHER MAN

TO DO SO IS TO MISS OUT ON ONE OF THE BIGGEST JOYS IN LIFE

A REAL MAN IS TO THE HEART WHAT COLOR IS

 TO THE VISUAL SENSES

A REAL MAN IS TO MAGIC 

WHAT THE RABBIT IS

 TO A MAGICIAN

WHEN A MAN HOLDS YOU TIGHT, 

YOU KNOW WHAT LOVE REALLY IS

NOTHING ELSE I HAVE EVER DONE IN MY LIFE

 CAN HOLD A CANDLE TO LOVING MY MAN 

AND SEEING HIS GLOW.

STANDING NEXT TO YOUR MAN IN A MUSEUM 

IS DAMN NEAR 

WORKS OF ART OVERLOAD

WHEN THE MAN YOU LOVE TELLS YOU 
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HE LOVES YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME, 

IT IS ABOUT AS CLOSE TO A MOUNTAINTOP

 EXPERIENCE AS IT GETS...

minus the mount.

That comes next. LOL.

LOVE IS LIKE WINNING THE POWERBALL LOTTERY WITHOUT $$$

IT IS THE THRILL OF A LIFETIME AND YOU WILL NEVER FORGET WHAT IT FEELS LIKE