Saturday, May 3, 2014

LOVE IN BLOOM - FOR DUDES WHO LOVE DUDES

          
    










THIS BLOG, LOVE IN BLOOM-FOR DUDES WHO LOVE DUDES (MEN)
IS A TESTAMENT & A PICTORIAL BLOG ON THE MEN IN OUR SPECIES. IT WAS A CLOSED BLOG BUT I HAVE NOW OPENED IT TO EVERYONE.

IF YOU CLICK THE LINK TO LOVE STORIES, THERE IS NO DIRECT LINK BACK SINCE
THIS IS A CLOSED SITE, SO BOOKMARK.

DISCLAIMERS:
YOU WILL LOVE THIS BLOG IF YOU ARE MALE YOURSELF, LGBTQ, OR HUMAN. (SOME CATS AND DOGS AND A FEW PARROTS TELL ME THEY LIKE IT TOO).

THESE BLOGS ARE FOR CONSENTING ADULTS, NOT THE IMMATURE, NOR CHILDREN, NOR THE EASILY OFFENDED. SO CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED.

SOME POSTS, BOTH TEXTS AND IMAGES, MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO SOME PEOPLE.

IF YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE NUTJOBS WHO IS EASILY OFFENDED BY SEXY PICS AND TALK (EVEN THOUGH IT IS SOFT CORE AT WORST. NO FRONTAL NUDITY & ONLY MORE FOCUSED WHEN STATED AS SUCH). STAY AWAY. GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM...& FEEL FREE TO RETURN WHEN YOU REACH MATURITY...IF THAT EVER HAPPENS).

WE WILL POST AND DISCUSS ADULT SUBJECTS AND THEMES. IF YOU ARE NOT AN ADULT, BUT MERELY A VERY TALL CHILD, GO THE FUCK AWAY.

NO WHINING. YOU BEEN WARNED. AND DON'T MAKE ANYONE ELSE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH YOUR NINCOMPOOP IDIOTIC RACIST/HOMOPHOBIC REMARKS. YOU WILL BE BLOCKED INSTANTLY & YOUR TRAINING WHEELS REVOKED.

YOUR SECURITY IS ASSURED. BUT YOUR PRUDISHNESS IS NOT. FEEL FREE TO CHECK IT WITH THE CHURCH LADY WHO WILL SET IT ON FIRE FREE OF CHARGE.

DISCLAIMER: ANYONE I REPEAT ANYONE CAUGHT BETRAYING THE TRUST OF ANY OTHER MEMBER OF THIS BLOG WILL BE BLOCKED INSTANTLY AND PUBLICLY DENOUNCED FOR THE SCUM YOU ARE.YOU WILL BE PILLORIED, LAUGHED AT, HUMILIATED, AND SET ON FIRE. THERE WILL BE A CHARGE FOR REMOVAL OF THE ASHES AND CLEAN-UP.

GOT THAT?



OK. EVERYONE HERE HAS THE RIGHT TO BE TREATED WITH RESPECT, DIGNITY, AND LOVE. IF YOU CAN'T LET ME SHOW YOU THE EXIT SIGN. and CYA






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DISCLAIMER:

BLOG. NAMES AND POSTINGS OF VISITORS ARE STRICTLY PRIVATE.
WE WILL NEVER RELEASE VISITOR INFORMATION TO OUTSIDERS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. WE WILL NEVER REVEAL YOUR EMAIL OR FB ADDIES, NOR WILL WE PUBLICLY POST YOUR POSTS OR IMAGES WITHOUT YOUR PERMISSION. PERIOD.

The reason is to encourage dudes, especially those who may be newly gay or bi...or from families or even cultures for which there may still be issues with being open...EVEN IN the 21st Century. Thank God things are changing around the world, and fairly rapidly for LGBT and for marriage equality. Let's just pray the day is not far off when being Gay or LGBT is no big deal and the least interesting thing about you.

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I don't much care what your orientation is (course, for this site I do).

But sadly one thing seems to be true IRREGARDLESS of your orientation of choice,
straight OR gay OR bi, polkadot or plaid.

Most dudes seem to fail MISERABLY in the love department. SEX? Different story. Dudes be UP, sorta, for sex. Yup, but LOVE?

Making love requires deep commitment (always a weakness with men). It also requires participation from the soul, the mind and the spirit along with the body.  It also needs a fervent desire to please, support, and nurture the partner. HAH. We may be talking fantasy here.

NO dude who can treat ANYONE ELSE with disdain or even contempt bordering on cruelty when it comes to the emotions is a man. He is a barbaric piece of slime. WITHOUT hot fudge or whipped creme.

REAL MEN are capable of serious tenderness. They are gentle and loving. AND, REAL MEN? Yes they love to cuddle and are not afraid of being viewed as weak. Dudes who are afraid of displaying tenderness? THEY are the real weak ones. Devoid of basic civility and humanity.




HOW DO YOU stack up?

Would you treat me with feeling? Caring? Or do you have this primal need to control, suppress, manipulate, and overpower. That is NOT manly. That is NOT what MEN are supposed to do when they comfortable in their own skin. Content with the sense of their own manhood. It is the slimeball insecure creeps who play the games of hurt and bullshit.

You wanna play games? Go to the Entertainment Center. I ain't Foozball or Air Hocky and I sure as hell am no punching bag.

If YOU wanna be LOVED...REALLL GOOD, DUDE? Then you gotta give it too, and in big dollops, not little squirts. Got that?

I don't much care if you go out during the day and vanquish dragons,slay the enemies of humanity or the State, and conquer nations..OR work the drive-thru at McDonald's, or both.

When you come home at night, Misttah, you better change gears BEFORE you hit the remote on the garae door. When you walk into MY kitchen YOU better have your LOVE THING UP, armed, and ready...cause I want EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU SOFT. Well, ok, ALMOST everything.

(Blush...I got plans for you, boy.)

You can leave all that faux manhood bullshit at THE DOOR, or in the dumpster which is where you will be if you mess with your honey.Bears love honey and if you ain't, you get CHOMPED.

Ok, I am beng silly but I DO mean this. WHOEVER you are gonna be with at night (husband/wife, Bf or lover) BE THERE for them. LOVING CARING, and ready to LOVE the bejeebers out of them. Give it your best and all you got...and for ME?  I give it back double minimum and all contented and smiley.

NEVER go to bed mad either...and NEVER intentionally hurt your mate. If I cook for you and clean for you and do your laundry. If I clean house AND your fish and game (Yuck) PLUS keep you REALLY FUCKING CONTENTED where it counts with a big shit-eating grin on your face...if you never ever have to spend onee diddly doo wop second being all horny and shit, then I expect YOU to be ONE TENDER HOT ASS LOVE MACHINE, Boy. From the heart where it comes from and elsewhere where it cums from.

GOT THAT SPORT?

Cause otherwise I will pull a Lorena Bobbitt on your sorry ass. Maybe. BAD things will happen.
Remember ol' Lorena and her cruising down the road with her husband John's PEEEENIS in her hand UNTIL she TOSSED THAT BABY OUT the car window?

OMG. They found it in a field and then it was surgical re-attachment time.
So be kewl and you will stay real attached to YOUR self and we be JUST fine.



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